I love you dearly and consider you a real find, but there are a few minor adjustments that could stand to be made. Will you please refrain from doing the following:
1. Rolling in your litter box
2. Playing with dried poop in your litter box
3. Sleeping all hunkered down in your litter box
4. Running across the piano's keyboard during nap time
5. Dashing under Nolan's bed the moment I'm closing his door behind me
6. Throwing up on the living room carpet
7. Scratching on every piece of furniture you touch
Some of these habits are atrociously disgusting while others are just plain annoying. I'm sure if your could learn to curb some of your animalistic behaviors we could be really close friends.
Yours Truly,
L
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